June 2012
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“The creative process requires a period of boredom, of being stuck. That’s...”
– Graham Linehan: Twitter has made me | Media | The Guardian (via nickdouglas) “There’s just so much to do – it’s funny, because I’m more creative, but I’m getting less writing done.”
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In the real world most men would be vilified for... →
Internet years are like dog years, right? Like, something that’s been around for three days in real time has actually been around for like 21 days Internet time. Or something? I’m no Carl Sagan.
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New Segment: Thought Bublés
Home towns: the place you’ve been running from while coming back; returning to while escaping. Loop. Treadmill. Art: finding the simplest therefore most universal sentiment and expressing it in a new way: the way that only you could. “That’s the only thing about her that’s interesting.” A humanitarian. A philosopher. A psychologist. A studier of people. “And now it’s basically the only thing I...
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calibratemoved:
Electric Six - I’m The Bomb
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ivyxsky:
Cussing doesn’t come from a lack of vocabulary
I know all the other words.
None of them speak the same language
that my fucking heart does.
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A Thing?
We should probably make, bath salts, as an adverb a thing, right? As in, “I’m really hungry, you guys. Like bath salts hungry.”
May 2012
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“I am now the most miserable man living.”
– Abraham Lincoln (at 31 years old) Ohp.
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Nicknames
“Big Sweaty Baby” - A friend of a friend. Used in a sentence: “Me and Justin, you know Justin, right…Big Sweaty Baby…we were out in Worcester…” “Summer Teeth” - A girl a friend was hooking up with. Used in a sentence: “You remember Summer Teeth, right? She had that fucked up mouth? Some are teeth and some aren’t? I think it was...
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Speech to the Perpetually Suspended
I’m 31. Have I told you guys that yet? Does that make you feel weird on your insides? I know it makes me feel weird on my outsides. Anyway, I didn’t think I’d have to deal with giving speeches to teenagers that I’m responsible for until I was, at least, 41 but due to the circumstances of life, here I am. I don’t know how these have gone over. I’m trying to...
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“To infinite and Beyoncé!”
– Me lifting one of my Toy Story enthusiast nephews up some stairs this morning. I hope you’re happy, Internet. You’ve done this to me.
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WatchPJ Bond - I’m in a Bad Way This chorus rubs me in a way that hurts so good like getting a tattoo on sun burnt skin (simile!). See this little piece in Alt Press for the lyrics/story of the song. I met this dude back in ‘08 or ‘09 when we were recording the Ask the Ice demos with my main dude, Mike Poorman. Sweet guy doing good work. Get inside him.
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“Then, you were always captivated by self-sacrifice. However admirable, your...”
– Lionel Shriver from We Need to Talk About Kevin Daaamnnnn, Gina.
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Friends
fbcover-n-profilepicomboart:
Troll your friends’ pages, find some gems, snip them shits, erase their name and submit them. Let’s make this a gallery of weird.
“Let’s sew this! Whoops. That was a typo, I obviously meant, Let’s so this!” - Mark Hoppus
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chefwes replied to your photo: GPOY: playing the role of my former self. See more…
I love both those dudes. And mine too.
I love every version of you, my dude. (Electronic Bro-Grab. Oh! Oh!)
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More like 31 sitting on 31 grand (of credit card debt), amirite?
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“Do you think Vanna has her period?”
– My wife
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Sad Winonacon Use (Life List)
1): I value being moved. I think there is connection inherent in this assessment (but I don’t necessarily feel connected any more).
2): I want to honor what’s inside me (but the line between god and savage has blurred too much, I fear).
3): I want to be kind to those closest to me at all times (this is where I fail the most).
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onsoapy-heels:
Ingrid Michaelson - The Chain
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Have you guys ever answered (out loud) a question your fart asked?
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Cannes 2012: Zac Efron, Dennis Quaid Drama 'At Any... →
A friend of mine wrote a movie and it gots boughts. Me (9/2/11): What up with that Bahrani farmer drama? That shits gettin’ mades?
Her: your name is actually in it. a farmer goes, “that foot’s made of lead and it’s gonna take you to NASCAR. i said the same thing about chuck young in ‘88. have i ever told you that story?” and zac says they have to go. SHOUT...
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Science: Dad Style
Original Image: Larry Buchanan for Bloom Magazine via dribbble.com
Words: Chuck Young
Pandering to the Internet via MS Paint: Chuck Young (brainmouth)
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