Stranger in my Brain

neatomosquitoaltlitfireworksshow:

“that thing where you stay up all night with a new love, being as unfiltered as possible about your life story” by Chuck Young, read by Moon Temple

nice.

[simpsons quote] [in living color impression] [grunge lyric] [line from a kevin smith film] [straight edge vegan hardcore statement] [catchy commercial jingle] [emo lyric] [ironic fashion statement] [dawson’s creek reference] [line from catcher in the rye] [pop punk lyric referencing drinking] [kerouac reference] [bukowski reference] [indie rock lyric] [line from a paul thomas anderson film] [family guy quote] [nostalgic 90s something or other] [calculated myspace profile] [wes anderson inspired profile pic] [self-referential blog post] [youtube video recommendation] [retweet] [facebook stat] [reblog] [klout score] [simpsons quote] and on and on and on and so on….

I am transparent.

My haircut is so terrible and out of control that the only thing left for me to do with it is the Lord Disick Slick. Fuggid.

altlitpress:

‘does this have to mean something’ - an essay by buttercup

Had the rest of a beer I left out last night and one Reese’s Peanut Butter cup for breakfast this morning. I’m ready to kick Wednesday in its dick.

As there is no time for another depression, you must learn to control yourself systematically using a diet of energy drinks and uplifting party music.

— LK Shaw

dayum.

True Life: Soda is Ruining the Sexual Intimacy Within My Marriage

Are You There God? It’s Me, Tuesdays With Morrie