GUYS, THE DREAM IS OVER!  JEN AND DAWSON AKA JENSON ARE NO MORE!  WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?  ARE JOEY AND DAWSON GOING TO GET TOGETHER?  IS DAWSON WEARING A WIG?  WHY DO 15-YEAR-OLDS LOOK SO OLD IN CAPESIDE?  CAN ONE OF YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH?

I don’t care who you are or who you think you are or who you’re trying to be or what kind of person you’re trying to convince people you are or what your “deal” is, but these Let’s All Watch Dawson’s Creek articles on Hello Giggles are incredibly entertaining.

My mom got me the Dawson’s Creek soundtrack as a present for my high school graduation. She also wrote an emotional letter to me in the book that you leave out for people to sign and it said something about how she was going to miss watching D.C with me. Let that sink in: my senior year of high school, I was watching Dawson’s Creek religiously with my mom and this meant something to her (I’m pretty sure I watched it somewhat as a joke as I’d later watch the O.C but so much time has gone by, who can really know?).

Later in life, after finishing college, I took three months off from existence and just capital P partied. I’d stay up all night every night, watch two back-to-back early morning episodes of The Creek, which had made its way to syndication, and then go to sleep for the day. I watched the whole series through this way and it was glorious (I had missed the last season or so previously).

ANYWAY, get into this shit. It’s a good time. Elizabeth Sankey is kinda sorta fucking hilarious.